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Can't hear with the waters of. The chittering waters of. Flittering bats, fieldmice bawk
talk. Ho! Are you not gone ahome? What Thom Malone? Can't hear with bawk of bats,
all thim liffeying waters of. Ho, talk save us ! My foos won't moos. I feel as old as yonder
elm. A tale told of Shaun or Shem? All Livia's daughtersons. Dark hawks hear us. Night!
Night! My ho head halls. I feel as heavy as yonder stone. Tell me of John or Shaun? Who
were Shem and Shaun the living sons or daughters of? Night now! Tell me, tell me, tell
me, elm! Night night! Telmetale of stem or stone. Beside the rivering waters of,
hitherandthithering waters of. Night
Shem is a hustler, a fake, a “sham”. Shem had “a close-cropped skull, not ‘four-
eyes’ but eight, a whorl for a nose, a numb arm from writing, a few hairs only on his head and
lip, a goatee of three barbells hung from a plough-like chin, had one shoulder higher than the
other, huge ears…” It is he who answers that
first riddle of universe, ‘When is a man not a man?’ and offered a prize of a crab apple as
it was for them a time before mints or money. One said ‘when the heavens quake’
[thunder], a second ‘when a Bohemian lisps’a third said ‘when he is hungry and
determined’, and next said ‘when he dies, another ‘when he is drunk’, and another said
‘when he is married’, another ‘when papa fathered the nation’, one of wittiest said, ‘when
he ate the apple and seemed so shaken’, and another said ‘when he’s old and grey’, and
still another ‘when the dead awaken’, and another, ‘when he is under-sized’, another
‘when he has no manners’, and one said ‘when pigs fly’. All were wrong, and Shem took
the prize, the correct answer being ‘when he is a Sham’ (FW 170)
Shem the Penman who writes in ink made of feces mixed with urine and Shaun the Postman
despise and constantly fight with each other, though when Shaun is accused of his father's crime
of indecency toward the two young girls in Phoenix Park. He bears false witness and gets him
freed.
Sibling rivalry takes on classic psychoanalytic dimensions with strong mythological
features characteristic of the great interest in it by anthropology, psychoanalysis and the writers
of very difficult long poems in awe of both Joyce and Ezra Pound. The boys simply can’t get
together to overthrow their father, especially when the Flora girls turn up “with Floh biting his